Senators sign Kovalev, Leafs ink Beachemin; Canucks nab Raycroft // Senators sign Kovalev, Leafs sign Beachemin; Canucks nab Raycroft

-- Yahoo! Canada homepage on July 7, 2009

"Boss, there aren't many sports stories today, what should we do?"
"Double up the headlines, but change them oh-so-slightly."
"Commas or semicolons in a list?"
"Both."