I'm not going to recommend an alternative for meat, because I believe that the only alternative is not to eat it.
-- that's eco-tainment in Granville, winter 2007
Other things that the alternative is not: chopping firewood, swimming with dolphins, composing sonnets, serving an ace. It's a shame the writer didn't tell us what they believe to be the only alternative.
What do you call getting nauseated in a museum?
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